Trying to get laid can be tricky nowadays and there is no reason to be ashamed of trying to please yourself, but how desperate and alone you have to be to use a real live snake?
I can’t imagine how these people get to vote. How can you find any safety in putting a chain on your bike with a poll that doesn’t go above your knees? Do you want to be robbed?
If you own a restaurant and an employee tells you not to throw the dough on the can because it will continue to rise, trust him or you will end up with a mess to clean and no dignity.